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New PDF release: 99 Ways to Open a Beer Bottle Without a Bottle Opener

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By Brett Stern

ISBN-10: 1452137250

ISBN-13: 9781452137254

It really is each beer drinker's worst nightmare—a chilly brew in hand with out capability to open it. the following to the rescue is an fundamental consultant that includes ninety nine how you can get the task performed speedy utilizing whatever and every little thing in sight as a bottle opener in a time of desire. photos and step by step directions for every process stroll thirsty readers throughout the paintings of establishing bottles, revealing the sensible use of such convenient to be had implements as a belt buckle, television distant, child carriage, puppy collar, ski binding, golfing membership, park bench, BBQ grill, garden mower, automated teller desktop, police motor vehicle, and lots of extra. Cheers!

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A prolific inventor with eighty-five patents, Painter was inducted into the Inventors Hall of Fame in 2006. To accompany each method, I have instituted a skill-rating system indicating the degree of difficulty. Easy Medium Hard I wish you luck and happy beer drinking! ALWAYS REMEMBER: Never drink from a bottle if you break the glass. Do you have your own unique method? com. 1 EDGE OF TABLE 1 Place cap on edge of table 2 Just punch the sh*t out of it 3 Drink the rewards 2 DISPOSABLE LIGHTER 1 Hold bottle securely 2 Place bottom of lighter under cap 3 Place thumb on top of cap 4 Pry off cap 5 Drink 6 You are a professional 3 BOTTLE TO BOTTLE 1 Hold cap to cap 2 Pull apart, trying to get the bottom bottle to open first 3 Drink Beware: Due to Murphy’s Law, the top bottle usually opens first.

This is a work of nonfiction. The methods proposed are solely of the author’s vivid imagination and are to be used only as a guidance to open your beer. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental. Drink responsibly and in moderation. Know your limits. Obey all laws. Never drink and drive. Don’t be stupid. Copyright © 2014 by Brett Stern. All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form without written permission from the publisher.

Never drink and drive. Don’t be stupid. Copyright © 2014 by Brett Stern. All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form without written permission from the publisher. Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data: Stern, Brett. 99 ways to open a beer bottle without a bottle opener / Brett Stern. pages cm ISBN 978-1-4521-3259-4 (hc) ISBN 978-1-4521-3725-4 (epub, mobi) 1. American wit and humor. I. Title. II. Title: Ninety-nine ways to open a beer bottle without a bottle opener.

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